
look i made a thing
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
aww kyuubey or whatever his name is is real cute
a lot has changed in the 7 hours u posted this right steven
kyuubey is an ugly cunt
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
i saw this post yesterday an i was like “yeah whatever” but today i couldnt remember my neighbours name in shop so i just called him “old sport” until he said “why the fuck do you call me old sport my names fuckin devon what the hell who even says old sport thats stupid as fuck”
“nice tits!” the man would call from the pavement to the young girl. she looks confused as she says “oh but they’re not.” suddenly a thousand wild blue tit birds arise; the man is shaking, he cannot take his eyes of the swarm of birds. they begin to attack the man in the most sinister ways possible. for these were not “nice tits”
they were evil ones
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7