wienerpolice:

Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.

I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.

I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.

And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.

rhyse:

sphinxiee:

rantyrantblog:

aghoulshark:

hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it

Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark.  I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have to say it. 

YANDY IS A LINGERIE SITE. THEY SELL LINGERIE,  FOR WOMEN TO BE SEXY IN. FOR SEX. IT’S. WHAT. THEY. SELL.

THEY ARE NOT AN AVERAGE STORE. THESE ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICES. STOP BEING MISLEADING. 

Handy sells rave wear, costumes, and lingerie. You’re the one being misleading.
These costumes are available in other stores, as well, so don’t pretend this problem only exists within secluded one off lingerie websites.

"let me just slip into something a little more comfortable…" *emerges dressed in my finest oscar the grouch lingerie*

reverendmaynard:

hipsters are so nice they dont post any dumb comments they just silently reblog posts and appreciate them without any fuckin superwholock gifs

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

makos-lightningrod:

ngl, one of my favorite zuko and aang scenes. everything is fucking golden.

my first time playing tomodachi life
me: what the fuck is tomodachi life
mii: *farts*
me: THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 10/10 A+ 5 STARS

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

gayuranus:

emotes that sound like what they mean

  • uwu
  • ono
  • vuv
  • ouo
  • owo
gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

Slides in like i wana paint you for my art project but im sHY AND AWKWARD AND IM AFRAID THATS CREEPY
Anonymous

omg I’m blushing I’m really flattered!!! It’s not creepy at all !!!! U should do it :^0