i just paid like 30 dollars for bras. I could get someone to pay me 30 dollars (maybe more) to hold my boobs.

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the people with vaginas who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

problemactic:

wifipassworcl:

problemactic:

my nose keeps running

well you better go catch it

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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

dessertbear:

showgirlglitz:

Arapongas Top Handful
(Top Vantage x Hancock Strike)
1993 Black Brazilian ApHC Stallion

Dang this horse got the booty.

dessertbear:

showgirlglitz:

Arapongas Top Handful

(Top Vantage x Hancock Strike)

1993 Black Brazilian ApHC Stallion

Dang this horse got the booty.

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

verbmaster:

groot was naked the whole god damn movie.  they didn’t give him any clothes.  they even gave the raccoon clothes but this tree was running around in space buck-ass nude for 120 minutes.

tiger-ly:

Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you

marshona:

wingedcervidae:

wingedcervidae:

wingedcervidae:

btw if youre ever stressed there’s this website that plays the animal crossing music according to your time its really relaxing: http://tane.us/ac/nl.html

oh and if you prefer the original ac soundtrack: http://tane.us/ac/

and if you fancy wild world or city folk, here’s theirs: http://tane.us/ac/wwcf.html

I had no idea how much I needed something like this in my life until now

violariku:

when youve been sitting for a long time and u gotta stretch

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

narrysfit:

Picture of Harry and Niall in the year 2069

narrysfit:

Picture of Harry and Niall in the year 2069